Dear Abby,

[Troy Dalton]

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently from Curves, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in my office behind my sim rig so that I could get a good view of the driveway when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my rig, that I noticed that one of the potentiometer connections appeared to have a hairline crack in the plastic outer sheathing.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I send it back to the company where I bought it?

Signed,
Concerned Sim Racer

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Adapted from an an old golfer's joke, by an old golfer.
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[johnfatboy]

lol