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    Default Hillary....

    Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
    Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, three kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.

    She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

    The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
    Hillary said "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

    The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
    Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

    The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
    Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

    The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."

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    LOL

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    Rickypro is offline Ricky Proffer
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    Now that was funny!

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    Now that was not very nice. Funny, very funny but not nice.

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    this reminds me of a shirt i saw a few days ago.

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    And here I thought this would be a thread about the acomplishments of Sir Edmund Hillary, a New Zealander who was the 1st to successfully scale Mt. Everest...
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    He's dead Henry....besides, his climbing companion made it to the top before he did anyway!

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