just when u thought you heard it all

[johnfatboy]

Last month, a group of dumb dumbs from the Greek island of Lesbos filed a lawsuit against a gay group for using the word "lesbian" to describe muff divers.

The islanders felt that they are the only true Lesbians, so they are the only ones who should be allowed to use the name. They also argued that using the word to describe scissor sisters insulted their identity.

A Greek court threw out the lawsuit and said the word "did not define the identity of the residents of the island, and so it could be validly used by gay groups in Greece and abroad." The court also ordered the residents of Lesbos to pay 230 Euros in court fees.