A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.
> As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the
>seat next to him.
> "No," he says, "The seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
>have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
>world, and not use it?"
>
> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
>come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
>haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."
>
> "Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
>someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".
>
>
>
> The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."