Ugly man

[Mike Tribble]

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position I could get her into!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"










































"Dunno. Never found her head."

[Bob Dunlop]

LOL