At this time of year I found this to be truly touching.
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the
same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....he in
the upper bunk and she in the lower.?
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight,
let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End




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